We roast specialty-grade beans and steep bold teas with unapologetic flavor. Every product is packed with personality — from roast profiles and tea blends to the mascots and merch that make our universe unforgettable. Small batch. Big flavor. No apologies

Yes. Free shipping on every order, no minimums. Always.

Most orders ship within 2–3 business days. Delivery times vary by location, but we move fast — because caffeine waits for no one

Some are, some aren’t. Each product page lists caffeine content clearly. Whether you want mellow herbal blends or high-caf chaos, we’ve got you covered.

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